one holed skin flute

1. The penis

I play with my one holed skin flute at night.

one holed skin flute by Anonymous January 30, 2003

one-man blumpkin 

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

one-man blumpkin by poops mcallister July 3, 2006

one eyed ry 

another name for the winkie 'eye'.

get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)

one eyed ry by miss t October 30, 2006

one question lady

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. Her game involved a unique tactic where she asked a celebrity one question, then remained silent for the rest of the time until the celebrity walks away. The objective of her game was to predict how long the celebrity would wait. She was used many times in the duration of the series.

One question lady is a very odd woman.

one question lady by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

One Vegetarian per Group Quota

This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.

A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."

Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.

One Vegetarian per Group Quota by Georgie Bush January 17, 2009

One-Hander 

n. An adult girl, or of-age female, who is petite or small enough to fuck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.

That girl is a definitely one-hander; I can fuck her while eating a burrito with my left hand.

One-Hander by Superllvllan July 16, 2010

One and Done U 

University of Kentucky

Damn, Kentucky lost two more freshmen to the NBA Draft?? That place really is One and Done U. Calipari is a greaseball.

One and Done U by DaveMeggett May 11, 2011