This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
by Friggyodon January 27, 2015
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by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022
Get the Loop Lordmug. by UnknownTea7 September 29, 2021
Get the Lordmug. The act of tying hemp around the balls, shaft, and neck to make the perfect long bow. Once the bow is strung, cum on all the enemies to be defeated.
by Breezy707 July 17, 2018
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