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Chuck Jizz

To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.

“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable
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Pfiz-jizz

I'm getting my first shot of pfiz-jizz on Friday.
by Radom May 11, 2021
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smelly nigga jizz

when a nigga ejaculates during intercourse and his cum has a foul odor/smell
my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!

that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
by LilPapaMcChoppa July 21, 2022
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jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.
Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.
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Cincinnati Jizz Bomb

The Cincinnati Jizz Bomb is a process off unloading your full Scrotel Sack over the back end of a short people, whilst chanting ‘Dimascio’
Short people are you ready? Unloading the Cincinnati Jizz Bomb… oooooooooooooooooooo ‘Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio’
by Sutty9 August 4, 2022
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Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC
Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
by Alou_Online June 15, 2022
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Jizz canon

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room
by Barry my cockinher June 18, 2022
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