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cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!
Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!
by SemperSooies November 25, 2016
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A jizz

A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,
Waiter this salad is dry can I get a jizz of dressing please and thanks.
by CoDizzle_11 March 27, 2024
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Jizz Krakubik

A man with a plan. And a lot of puns. This individual is known for his cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit. He is a notorious fan of the 2007 smash hit film Wild Hogs, and spends much of his day trying to torment his roommate in creative ways. Also known as "Jizz Daddy" and "Jizzy."
Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!

Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
by WetDaddy June 21, 2017
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jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker
by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
by Korra April 12, 2013
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Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel
"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"
by Jassuncle February 22, 2022
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jizz piston

That bloke's got a nice looking jizz piston.
by m_step March 15, 2021
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