Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 9, 2022

Nut Luge

The act of drinking a beer poured over someone's balls. The male equivalent of the Boob luge.

I don't remember much about last night, but I'm pretty sure Shae did a Nut Luge off of my balls.

by Krzyztopor June 6, 2022

Chuckle Nuts

Chuckle Nuts are the phenomena that occurs when one's own family jewels begin to jangle about when laughing.

Boy, that joke about the pirate with the steering wheel on his shaft sure gave me Chuckle Nuts.

by its_gr8pes September 26, 2022

Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.

Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.

by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021

He Nutted

A basketball term to be yelled when someone misses and easy lay up.

Don't even try to block it, He Nutted

by Blew nye the nutty guy February 10, 2022

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014