penis apache

A female or gay male who preys upon unsuspecting singles at clubs or bars. They let the target have sex with them and after he has fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his penis and testicles. They then run away never to be seen again, penis apache's will often mount their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.
"Wow nigglet, dont take that chickenhead back to yo hood, i heard she was a penis apache."
by Jacobo March 22, 2005
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Penis burger

Meaning 1.
The act of placing one's penis between to buns and offering it as a meal. Usually leads to some form of oral sex.

Meaning 2.
Also used in the phrase "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis" to poke fun at fast food chains and their dodgy food.
Example 1.
"I got a burger right here for you baby, A penis burger"

Example 2.
Cashier "Can I take your order please?"
Customer "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis, large fries and a thickshake"
Cashier "We don't have any penis burgers on the menu, sir.
Customer "What kinda place is this? I just want a fucking penis burger with extra penis... is that so fucking hard?"
by TROYum May 04, 2005
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walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.
shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.
by jocko July 19, 2004
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penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter
Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.
by kwang June 10, 2003
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little penis

A very small penis no more than three or four inches.
Ryan has such a little penis that us girls all laugh and hold up our pinkies when we see him!
by super hot Sarah May 17, 2010
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penis bomb

The act of sending pictures of wang to all the contacts from someone else's facebook/myspace/etc. Preferrably anonymously
OH shit Charlie ! I can't believe someone penis bombed by facebook account !
by G1313 December 31, 2009
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