Noodling

The act of throwing wet noodles or spaghetti in public, especially towards or onto moving vehicles.

For fun or to spread sweet anarchy and intefere with the bourgeoise pigs.

(Doing this may cause traffic incidents which will lead to legal repercussions)
My girlfriend: Yeah i got super high with my friends last night, they were so fucked they went noodling.
by AubreyJams October 12, 2017
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Noodling

When you done to much meth an have no control of how your arms legs head an body move
Alex:Why cant I go to Wal-Mart?

DuhDuh: cause your actin weird.

Alex: what am I doing.

Bro you been noodling all day.
by Dixie nomous October 03, 2019
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Noodling

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.
"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"
by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023
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Milking noodles

To give and or receive a handjob from a hanging position;
To remove spaghetti sauce from a noodle by pinching the top with your fingers and sliding down to get the sauce off.
As she was milking noodles the sauce came out :)
by The real Jacob M October 10, 2021
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Danger Noodle

A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.
p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE

p2: You mean a snake?
by Redditor1019 March 11, 2021
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Danger noodle

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him
by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 09, 2020
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