Facebook true

When something that someone posts on facebook is obviously not true and is used for comedic or dramatic effect.

Friend 1: "Wait, the only person that inspires Tina is 'the Dude' from The Big Lebowski?"

Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"

by pseudonym36 July 23, 2011

yellow Facebook

Slang term for Grindr

I’m going to scroll through the yellow Facebook to find a hook-up for tonight

by rvagay April 13, 2023

Facebook hours

While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.

It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.

Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?

Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time

Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?

Tim: Yes

by Norway90 March 21, 2011

Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.

Oh you know, just facebook polishing.

by Mr. Cheesespread May 12, 2011

Facebook Cravings

When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.

Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...

Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.

by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012

facebook bottom

When your in a college fraternatey and you recognize a girls ass because her ass has been taged in so many picutres.

Bro! Is that that girl Sue? Damn I recognize that ass from Tina's facebook! That's a facebook bottom to remember.

by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011

Facebook Nazi

The peoples behind the scenes at Facebook that unilaterally decide what should and should not be heard. What should and should not be read. What should and should not be seen. These are the ones that control "Free Speech" and decide if posts meet up to their personal political standards.

that Facebook Nazi banned me for using the word "white trash" to describe myself

by John1959 March 17, 2019