Mitts

Another term for man titties.

Look at the mitts on that dude...

by MIttens1453 March 28, 2022

Mitted

(Adjective) For something to be utterly awful or unappealing to the eye

Man! That girl that weighs 300 pounds and has one eye is mitted!

by HIMOTHY1 June 4, 2022

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

mittp

an alternative word for theatre.

"have you heard about the recent drama in mittp?"

by enolx October 2, 2022

Minutes

Time of luxury. Should be free and includes nips, tips, and buns. Minutes are dreamy and free.don’t listen to someone that calls them currency

Oh boy those minutes mr Alexander have to Lukeypoo and jaggypoo were incredible

by Pepino Limon Bandit October 11, 2022

Minute

A period of 60 seconds.

"I'll be there in a minute"

by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022

Minutes

What the court clerk emails you when your court is over. Or you get it in mail in jail. A typed out description of what happened in court.

CO: Hanks you got mail

Other inmates : Whatchu get?

Hanks: it’s just my minutes from court today

by Goodkidnomore November 28, 2022