kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga

person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what

by Super pixel March 7, 2022

Kundalini

A so called meditation that in actual fact is a demon taking over you and making you seize.

It is also a metaphor for anything bad that happens. You can just blame the kundi.

Oh no my kundy wundy escaped… I think I have control issues.
I think I’m just going to come and ruin all good I can see.
Kundalini

by Philosophiehahahahahha May 8, 2022

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

Kuntch

(noun) an individual, usually female, so truly heinous that they are well beyond either a bitch or a cunt.... so they are both!

That kuntch Ashley is such a whore she carries knee pads in her purse.

by Richard Cranium Sr. May 13, 2022

kundi explosion

when your kundi feels like its about to tear apart because your anus hurts when you go to sleep. usually caused by an uknown entity which is directly responsible for the kundi explosion

man : why whenevr i go to sleep my anus is hurtin lot. who is coming and giving me kundi explosion tell me now

by leafblower99 May 13, 2022

kundalini casualty

Person who has meditated excessively to the point of breaking with reality. Mystic yoga and chanting that results in loss of grounding or Psychosis. Coined by Michael Mirdad?

Come to Sedona AZ you will meet many a kundalini casualty. its not uplifting its tragic.

by Pointlesslywordyredditmoron May 19, 2022

kuntkoin

a girls whos a stuck up bitch that will use someone to the extent of their ability just a coin, usually they have no custody of their children

check on duckdice for kuntkoin

by iliveanonymous May 22, 2022