6 definitions by leafblower99

kundi explosion

when your kundi feels like its about to tear apart because your anus hurts when you go to sleep. usually caused by an uknown entity which is directly responsible for the kundi explosion

man : why whenevr i go to sleep my anus is hurtin lot. who is coming and giving me kundi explosion tell me now

by leafblower99 May 13, 2022

bumpur

the favourite place of a certain type of person who appreciates the prostate of an entity referred to as a human being

person : im being deported to bumpur
literally everyone else : ok so what
person : B U M P U R

by leafblower99 March 21, 2022

Kuttapi

a word commonly used by a benoy type person to adress their disciples. It is either used in a calm manner or right before someone is about to get attacked

benoy - kuttapi what is the answer
student - i dont know sir please dont hurt me

by leafblower99 March 6, 2022

unle

my baby my valentine
girl na you dey make my tempurature dey rise
if you leave me i go die i swear
you are like the oxygen i need to survive
ill b e honest,
your lovin de totori me
i am so obsessed
i want to chop your nkwobi unle

Person 1 : your body de gbakam isi unle
Person 2 : open am make i see unle
Ckay : nyeme love nwantiti
timmy : baby make a bad man sing AAhAhaaAHaHaHAHahhAhAahaaAHahaha

by leafblower99 April 10, 2022

Grad 9

mispronounciation of "Grade 9", used by french teachers who forget to wear pants that inform their students that they are really so lucky

teacher - really grad 9 you are such so lucky
student- yes sir thank you its because last time we did one grammar part

by leafblower99 March 8, 2022

aaqib m

he is

age 15 🤣
entrepreneur 📄
youtuber 🎥

reader today leader tomorrow 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

chintu: ayo bro have u listened to challenger ( by aaqib m) ?
kundi : dOnt mEsS wITh mEEEeeEEe , i am forever winner.

by leafblower99 May 17, 2022