Irish portapotty

When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.

David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.

by ben8790 August 27, 2022

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Irish Dancing

A SPORT

Irish Dancing is a sport

by ocranwaley August 27, 2022

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Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 7, 2022

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When someone avoids emotional or awkward situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened. Also known as a "Brennan Goodbye"

Rather than be honest about the reasons behind his actions Brennan pulled an Irish Goodbye... "Wet is Wet".

by Wet is Wet September 19, 2022

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Irishism

Taking the Mick out of Irish people.

Person 1: that fella over there hurt my feelings when he called me ‘paddy’ especially because my name is Dylan.

Person 2:that’s a form of racism. There should be a word for it.

Person 1: irishism…

by dyl_needham September 24, 2022

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Irish greaser

When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.

Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.

by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022

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