The person who says the most corny ass jokes at the party that every body hates but then makes up for it by being badass as fuck
by Awesome Irish July 20, 2015

by JohnJoeTheGood June 5, 2022

Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole
by Nigerian knuckles February 27, 2018

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.
by Irish mom March 1, 2018

Meaning, "Not Irish"
Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
by Lillburne August 10, 2018

A slang term for Irish Settler Boots. Anybody who wears them can and very likely will beat your fuckin ass.
by Money215267 July 19, 2021

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
by SoberCaine November 6, 2021
