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Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me
by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022
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Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?
Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Bings March 5, 2024
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phone

Please take my phone away from me
by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020
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girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(
“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night
by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021
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Phone kahones

A symptom known as phone kahones, in which one grows a pair of boulders between their legs when making a phone call, allowing them to be much braver in their threatening abilities due to their safety behind the phone
John: STFU YOU BITCH

bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that

Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him
by Sipahi__ September 16, 2024
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National Be On Your Phone Day

Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.
“Too bad Mrs. Smith. I don’t have to listen to you it’s National Be On Your Phone Day.”
by National Holiday October 7, 2021
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Trucker phone

Traffics backed up again better bust out the ol' trucker phone!
by CracklingArtMaster March 9, 2021
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