Human Fire Hydrant 

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

Human Fire Hydrant by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

Humanity 

Humanity is a collection of people the primary characteristics of which are: narcissism, as people are very self centered and rarely willing to give any acclaim to any other species whatsoever. A second characteristic is poor selection of leadership, where most animals select leaders based on merit humans tend towards inheritance of titles. A tertiary characteristic is violence, while animals are often thought of as more violent or creativity lends well to destruction, such as the invention of nuclear weapons and the creation of armies of millions. A fourth characteristic of humanity is misconceived uniqueness, thinking that they are the only species on the earth with complex social hierarchies, with traditions and with culture of any sort. There are many more possible characteristics but these are a few of the more important.

Our species is that of humanity and it is both great and wretched.

Humanity by Bear04 January 25, 2016

human music 

When a male and female have coitus, due to all the penile thrusting the holes in the woman suck air and release a queef... Thus leading to "Human Music"

Get ready mama and play dat funky human music

human music by Loafy churdnub March 3, 2017

cutest human ever

a person whose name starts with l, ends with a and there are a, u and r in the middle

oh look at that beauty! ah ofc it’s laura, the cutest human ever

cutest human ever by lokididnotdie October 20, 2018

human serviette 

when you are wiping shit off your ass and you accidentally reach too far with the napkin, thus causing faeces to be wiped onto your hand.

Chads hand smells like shit, I wonder if he's been doing the human serviette.

human serviette by Smorf Lord October 23, 2019

Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.

During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.

Secular Humanist by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005

Human Suitcase 

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on

I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.

Human Suitcase by Stefon100 March 2, 2011