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Me: They did surgery on a grape
Friend:That’s not possib-
Me:That’s the joke dumbass
by UFOBlindead August 19, 2019
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Ash Joke

When someone makes a joke that is so impressively clever that everyone else in the room wished they thought of it first. They are often witty and can go over the heads of those inferior.
Guys, I totally got Ash Joked at work today.
One day, your joke level will hit Ash Joke level.
by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022
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Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.
Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.
by uhhasann April 3, 2024
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by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019
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Joke snatched

Someone that steals another’s joke without crediting them and gets more laughs.
Person 1: Did you see Matthew joke snatched Corey

Person 2: Yes he does it all the time
by Kinglamb99 April 12, 2020
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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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A Joke

You
Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you
by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020
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