What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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The Hoe Family

The Hoe Family is very hoey
by YeetersonPeterson May 06, 2020
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Bootiful family group chat

An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”

Person: “no I’m-”

Ali: “ELI!”

Eli: “hello.”

Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”

Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”

Person: “oh- okay”

That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 02, 2023
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Bootiful family group chat

An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”

Person: “no I’m-”

Ali: “ELI!”

Eli: “hello.”

Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”

Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”

Person: “oh- okay”

That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 02, 2023
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Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
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Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.
" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"
by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019
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Inner Family Fucking

What you call it when a family member who once or still is married or dating into a family and then has sexual relations with someone else in that family.
“I just found out my grandfather fucked my uncles wife that’s some serious inner family fucking
by keepwondering December 18, 2024
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