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Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024
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take a damn stinky

When you’re in pain and you need to let your anger out in a fury you would yell “take a damn stinky”
“FUCK TAKE A DAMN STINKY OH GOD I AM IN PAIN OH GOD TAKE A DAMN STINKYYYYYYYY”
by JohnnyXD54 July 26, 2024
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The Merciless Damned

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just watch the damn show

When your getting on someone’s nerves while they’re watching tv
Lil David : saying stupid shit

Bubba : JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!
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Dam and Damn

Dam: a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"

Damn: How cool people do it. Used to emphasise something. The right way to use it
Person 1: I’m reading a book and one one do the chapters are
“I have a dam problem”

Person 2: oh ye let’s see bitch…
Person 2: oh I’m sorry they have a problem with their dam! I feel so sorry for them
Person 1: wha-
Person 2: DAM IS a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.

Person 1: erm okay?

Dam and Damn is different fucking things PEOPLE
by Dragoooon_xjt November 29, 2023
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The Best Damn President Ever

Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above
I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!
by Jshnsjsjaj March 4, 2024
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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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