Alex Corn

One who posts the same fucking meme over and over to make people laugh, but ultimately gets creamed at to shut the fuck up, but doesn't care because one of the friends laughs anyway.

God, Markus is such and Alex Corn, he kept trying to show me Baby Yoda memes.

You guys are assholes to him, I laughed at it.

by Weenis II December 14, 2019

corn farting

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?

Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.

by Bubba from Georgia June 11, 2019

Touch the corn

when somebody gives you a hand job

Karim tried to touch the corn yesterday. He got arrested in the children's park.

by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019

Fire corn

To take a dump on another persons chest days after eating corn.

Dude, I totally fire corned your mom.

by Lil Tucker August 28, 2019

Corn Dog

Someone who has a stick up their ass for no reason what so ever.

Dude, I walked into ol' Corn Dog's office, asked what he had for dinner and chucked his stapler at my face.

by TimmyJohnson September 25, 2019

corn

Corn, a word that rhymes with porn. Shove it up your ass

corn

by chanstherapperum September 30, 2019

Corn dog

Basically the best food in the universe and if you haven’t had a corn dog before the corn dog colt will kill you.

Yo the corn dogs here are the best

by Yo Yo Big Guy October 7, 2019