because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.
Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011
Get the Clam Flapmug. Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.
by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023
Get the Clam Jammedmug. museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.
by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023
Get the museum clamsmug. by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017
Get the Land clammug. Damn, bro your girlfriend has a nice clam vent. She must work out a lot. I bet her pussy don't stank at all.
by MON icker December 18, 2013
Get the clam ventmug. When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp
(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.
by SlyFox August 1, 2014
Get the Clam Barkmug. The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.
"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"
"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"
"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"
by Oafhunter December 8, 2021
Get the Clam flexmug.