greenistically challenged

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.

Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 7, 2009

Colgate challenge

The act of pooping out a flaccid penis.

He fell asleep on top of me when he was done, I gave him the Colgate challenge and snuck out.

by jefeefefefe February 17, 2010

Tube Challenge

The World Record for visiting all London Underground stations in the shortest time.

Carlos participated in the Tube Challenge.
Osama just beat the Tube Challenge again.

by mullardo December 8, 2009

Ophetically Challenged

To be challenged by awesomeness

The fans blocked the door to the celebrity's house; he was ophetically challenged

by Zez Appleknocker December 7, 2010

Excrementally Challenged

Constipated.

Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

by smellanor_ September 15, 2010

follicularly challenged

a baldy individual

The victim was able to identify the perp because she remembered he was follicularly challenged.

by zsazsa109 October 7, 2010

follicularly challenged

verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.

he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>

he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.

by brentus maximus October 11, 2010