baseball cards 

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.

"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"

baseball cards by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 9, 2019

captain cardboard 

Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike

captain cardboard by Doomhammr May 13, 2005

cardlinaudio 

The best ASMR artist of all time.

Person 1: did you listen to cardlinaudios new video yet?
person 2: No! let me get on to youtube now.

cardlinaudio by Sophie-Leanne October 24, 2017

t cardi 

t cardi means to stay low key cuz joselin be the that feds shit

T cardi the fed be watching

t cardi by biggest opp September 5, 2021

cardboard cut 

Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.

Hey, where's that gun with the one round in it? I just got a cardboard cut.

cardboard cut by Luminal M8 June 9, 2016

Cardi B 

Shit

I have to take a cardi b

Cardi B by Woowiewoow June 5, 2021

wife cardio 

Sex, with your girlfriend or wife..

Damn, I'm sure, I did a lot of wife cardio this weekend.

wife cardio by Knoppy96 August 31, 2018