chromosome bandit

chromosome bandit is a kid that steel chromosome

dis domwni is a chromosome bandit

by Largest Lad January 21, 2019

Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.

that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching

by m4cca February 2, 2019

#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

Coochie Bandit

Someone typically a male whom takes someone virginity and then walks out on them or it can be someone who dates another person just to have sex

Why’d you break up with him

He was just a coochie bandit

by Skm2323 April 29, 2019

snack bandit

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.

Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?

by thextorzhater May 18, 2019

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

buoby bandit

A 1984 cruiser ultra vee 336 hauling chicks with a minimum bra size of C cup or larger

I’m taking Brittany in the buoby bandit to get some A&W!

by Changa22 April 2, 2019