beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them

Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

by Hhahahahaha0101 June 16, 2015

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Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

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beachtitese

Bitch tittes in Italian

Beachtitese

by Cheese n' crust November 22, 2015

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A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.

John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.

by Professor Cos December 4, 2015

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