A man/woman that steals potent marijuana to sell to raise money to get a friend out of a bad situation.
by Genius Dik Dailey with The Big Penis! November 19, 2003
Get the Half Baked Thugmug. That shit word that you say when you don't want to acknowledge, e.g., a literal brother from another mother or sister from another mister as your sibling, since you share only one parent.
(Person) One: "Shit...."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."
by NickidewbearTwo June 2, 2019
Get the half siblingmug. Also known as “Ella” the biggest half sender who has ever lived. She only half sends and never full sends for the boys
by FullSender69420 March 21, 2020
Get the Half Sendermug. Killam: Wuzz up my nigga, half on a bud sack.
Nick: How much you wanna get.
Killam: Wanna cop a zone.
Nick: Hell yeah.
Killam: I'll hit up tha d-man and go get some Swisha's.
Nick: How much you wanna get.
Killam: Wanna cop a zone.
Nick: Hell yeah.
Killam: I'll hit up tha d-man and go get some Swisha's.
by Killam Willam December 14, 2008
Get the Half on a bud sackmug. One of the worst shows on television. Unfortunately, it has high idiot appeal, and therefore does well in the ratings.
A: Hey, you want to watch Two and a Half Men?
B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.
B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.
by vandelayindustries January 17, 2011
Get the two and a half menmug. by Farquaadthelittle July 11, 2018
Get the Two and a half menmug. The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.
"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
by B-Win December 16, 2011
Get the Half-blind datemug.