jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016

Jizz

Jizz is a modern day word for germs. Although it used to be a slang word for sperm or semen, it now encompasses any type of substance that’s gross or dirty.

With so many people using the stairs now, there is tons of jizz on that hand rail.

by Jizzillionaire February 2, 2021

Roddy rich becomes the jizz master

Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz

A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me

by Roddy rich the box August 4, 2024

Jizz Goblet

Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”

She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.

by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023

The Jabba Jizz

When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.

‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’

by TimboTheTassie May 25, 2022

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019

Jizz

Cum

Jizz on my eyes while I’m walking to class

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023