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Kenyan Wet Willy

When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.
"That son of a bitch gave me a Kenyan Wet Willy, now there's shit every where"
by kenyanlova November 8, 2011
mugGet the Kenyan Wet Willymug.

Willy welly

Have you got a willy welly in your handbag for me I'm a man and I forgot mine.
by BigWillyWilson May 30, 2024
mugGet the Willy wellymug.
Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.
Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.
by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025
mugGet the Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semenmug.

spicy willy

When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and then stick it in someone's ear. Muahahaha
"Did you just give me a spicy willy?!"
by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014
mugGet the spicy willymug.

willy

willy?
by MAXXIETOOKAFATSHIT October 11, 2021
mugGet the willymug.

Willis

Just an average boy; Willis
My friend is just a Willis.
by Williscreater December 1, 2024
mugGet the Willismug.

Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024
mugGet the Willy Wonka Experiencemug.

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