washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

by justahappyguy June 6, 2015

Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.

Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation

by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016

Washington DC

Washington DC is a place where politicians like to go and build government buildings like the White House. They also like to make changes to the law in those big rooms with all the seats.

Its easy to get laid at protests in Washington DC.

by MultiFest September 30, 2017

Walking Burger

Typically purchased en-route, from the saver menu. A Walking Burger is a small portable burger capable of being eaten on the move or stashed away in a coat pocket.

Dan: "I'm hungry. It's shame we don't have time to eat."
Vernon: "Don't worry. We'll swing by McD's on the way and grab a couple of walking burgers."

by TopCat94 January 17, 2018

Walking the dog

What does walking the dog mean

Walking the dog

by Walking the dog April 28, 2019

Walking Dead

When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.

Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!

by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019

Washington Slider

When tugs_elo slides down a slide and his pants roll all the way up past his waist, revealing his tiny dick. He then proceeds to climb back up, go down again head first, and have his foreskin torn off due to friction. He then masturbates.

Did you see when tugs_elo did the Washington slider? It was hilarious!

by SnazzyNotGay September 14, 2019