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Turkey slurpy

The game of slurping a thin slice of turkey and whoever chokes of the turkey slice first loses.

Can be played with any amount of people
Person 1: "Dude lets play Turkey Slurpy!"
Person 2: "Alright let me get the turkey slices"
by Turkey slurpy master November 6, 2025
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Turkey

Jeff: Look at that thick turkey goble goble
by WFYUtn March 20, 2023
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Burnt Turkey

Black lesbian or a black lesbian vagina.
Is she still seeing that white girl? Nah, she’s got herself some Burnt Turkey.
by Mashshu October 17, 2018
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Gurkey Turkey

a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
by Radin Happier June 5, 2024
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Turkey Herder

A Park Service employee who regularly herds turkeys. Also know as a Posie Sniffer.
I've been dating this hot girl that work up in the park. She's a total turkey herder!
by lost_ranger June 10, 2020
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Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
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Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves
hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024
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