soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025

Loose Soup

The opposite of “no soap”.

When everything happens, but not necessarily in a bad way.

How was the bar last night?
OMG! Thought It was going to be no soap, but it wound up being loose soup!

by BeezVanilla December 31, 2020

Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

Soup

Its really good. You should try it. now

Soup time

by CoralMan_xx May 19, 2020

disappointment soup

This is a term used when something doesnt go as planned or a minor inconvenience happens.

Guy1: Man this new game changed their release date for an extra month.
Guy2: That's some disappointment soup right there bud.

Girl1: My necklace broke while I was on a walk today..
Girl2: Disappointment soup...hey maybe I can get you a new one

by Casualmcbabepuree November 29, 2020

Slime Soup

Taking a bath with friends in a non-sexual way. These friends may also be referred to as 'slimes'. Bath does not require any special additives.

"Wow I'm really dirty."
"Shall we go for a Slime Soup to wash off?"

by DonkeyFishTaco September 6, 2025