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dylan jones

oh look whos that

oh thats dylan jones a clinker
by lois jones December 20, 2021
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Jones

Someone who abandons their friend group every time they meet a new girl, never gets on the game when they say they will, never responds to anything anymore, doesn’t pay anyone back, just an overall bum.
Zane turned into such a Jones after he met his new girlfriend!
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.
Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!
by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023
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Indiana Jones

The act of jumping off the kitchen table and landing you penis inside your sexual partners anus while they lay on the floor.
Bro you really pulled Indiana Jones at my party on my mother in a bunny costume?
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
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mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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