I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.
by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017
when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole
hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA
by mskay October 30, 2019
by Knoky December 07, 2018
by Nazi slap October 29, 2020
by Nazi slap October 29, 2020
Sick Cunt 1: "OOFT CUZ! That was a fully sick burnout ay!?"
Sick Cunt 2: "Yeah bruz, oh fuck mum's gonna kill me aye!"
Sick Cunt 1: "Why????"
Sick Cunt 2: "There's Tyre Slap all up the quarters of her Ford AU Falcon!"
Sick Cunt 2: "Yeah bruz, oh fuck mum's gonna kill me aye!"
Sick Cunt 1: "Why????"
Sick Cunt 2: "There's Tyre Slap all up the quarters of her Ford AU Falcon!"
by MyNameIsntTaken October 06, 2023
"Yo, John just took a t-slap to the face and it went straight to his dome."
"Yea, I heard he passed out and busted his chin on the concrete."
"Yea, I heard he passed out and busted his chin on the concrete."
by Yung A-Way November 08, 2021