puff cake

a little fat kid. a squish made for beatings. the victim of a bully. a bitch. a push over. matthew mecum.

damn I just robbed dat puff cake and da nigga ain't worth shit

by white chocolate pump June 14, 2008

cake anal

where one may put any flavor of cake on their penis ( erected cock ) and insert it into a women/mans ass-hole, while a third part begins to lick the caked penis while it is still lodged in the anal cavity.

like a three some, but with a twist of " Cake anal" to it.

by linebacker49 February 21, 2014

Crum cake

A crum cake is a delicious desert consumed by a female off a males crum (hence the crum cake). Ideally the male decorates his crum in whip cream and chocolate along with any other interesting treats.

Eric- "Hey Finn, what did you and that girl do after dinner?"
Finn- "She had a scrumptious crum cake, then we drank brass monkeys and she had another crum cake, LOL"
Eric- "Noice Finn, Noice!"

by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009

rice cakes

soul food for suburban white chics

White girl: ay yo gimme sum'ma dem rice cakes ma!

by Xchienne1X <-- AIM s/n July 19, 2004

The Cake Maker

When you have sex with a girl with a condom on then when finished remove the condom slice off the top and disperse the seaman liberally all over her face.

He just gave her the cake maker. Sweet!

by qwerty123456 July 31, 2008

the cake is a lie

The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake

According to smart people, time is money.

Therefore: 2time = Cake

According to other smart people, time goes on forever.

This indicating: time = infinity

Therefore: 2infinity = Cake

Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!

guy 1-"the cake is real!"
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"

by WhispOfDeath April 14, 2010

cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

by Tok Kim April 17, 2004