tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.

I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

blue waffle

by Hampharm October 25, 2015

peanut surprise

The action of a the male partner eating nutty peanut butter and pulling down the female partner's underwear and vomitting inside her vaginal region then proceeding to insert his genitalia roughly while inserting his hand into a jar of peanut butter and fisting the female partner's anal cavity.

Hey babe let's have a peanut surprise.

by spartanglove November 5, 2015

Sauna Surprise

The act of taking a steamy shit(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter.

Bro i left a sauna surprise at the spa, it smelt like raunchy ass.

by TheSaunaMaster October 6, 2016

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

herriman surprise

When your friend sends you something in the mail secretly, trolls you about its existence and then cops an attitude when you seek further details.

Jeff: "Hey, Matthew. I might have sent you something in the mail, don't be mad."
Matthew: "Dammit! What did you send? When does it arrive?"
Jeff: "He he he he!"
Matthew: "Just tell me!"
Jeff: "Nah. This is a Herriman Surprise!"

by Mayor McDickers November 29, 2016

Italian surprise

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.

"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017