American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.
Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.
Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.
Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”
Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.
Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”
Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”
Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”
Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.
Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”
Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”
Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”
Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
Get the Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deafmug. by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
Get the Wilfredo Quinones Mundos Are A United States Of America's Leviathanmug. by Bob jenny March 18, 2021
Get the State Cheermug. Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
by Sparty311 April 30, 2013
Get the Michigan State Shotmug. A North American nation in the timeline of the famous novel The Man In the High Castle where the Axis Powers won World War II. It acts as a buffer state between the two vicious superpowers of the world: Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. It is also known as the Rockies, the RMS, or the Neutral Zone.
Hey man, I'm visiting my grandparents over in the Rocky Mountain States this weekend. Wanna come with me?
by PBJelly6 November 17, 2024
Get the Rocky Mountain Statesmug. A movement that seeks to make all the states in the southwestern states an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
There are two factions to the movement. The left wing faction is make up mostly of hispanics who resent the mistreatment that they get in the US because of there language and race when they only come here to find a better life for themselves and there families.
It is also associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom movement and the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes that the US interferes too much in peoples personal liver and taxes them to death ect.
There are two factions to the movement. The left wing faction is make up mostly of hispanics who resent the mistreatment that they get in the US because of there language and race when they only come here to find a better life for themselves and there families.
It is also associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom movement and the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes that the US interferes too much in peoples personal liver and taxes them to death ect.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
Get the Southwestern states nationalist movementmug. The fee state : Is the State of California cuz every time the citizens of California turn around their is always a new fee for something.
The fee state: Hey man I'm thinking about buying a new set of tires for my car. Reply that's good but, remember you will be paying tax plus a recycling fee.
by jimbomcc June 6, 2017
Get the the fee statemug.