Spite Tip

When you are mistreated, given bad service, or get in a fight with a tip-able employee. You aggressively over-tip out of anger to show that you are better than the person serving you and to make them feel like a lower life-form...a complete loser.

"The cab driver got mad when I tried to pay with a credit card, angrily whining and saying "I need my money now and they take a cut when you do that." So I gave him a $20 Spite Tip and called him a poor loser, told him this is why is wife left him and he'll probably die alone"

The waitress was being a bitch all night so I gave her a 50% Spite Tip to make her know I'm better than her and that she is nothing compared to me

by Mike Dexter24 June 17, 2010

spitting feathers

wish i hadn,t or had done something either good or bad

i was spitting feathers because i hadn,t put lotto numbers on and they come up.

by vontheone February 15, 2009

in spite of

'in spite of' = is a little different

'in spite of' is more like this: thinking...

by Ighor Toth July 6, 2006

spitler

The act of putting one's anus upon the upper lip and releasing flatulence, therefore causing anal excrement to seep upon the recipient's upper lip.

Joe gave David a spitler for his birthday.

or

Pat unsheathed his anger upon Kody by giving him a spitler.

by Steveler October 5, 2007

spitch

any combination of sperm and saliva

After i came in that girls throat, she spit spitch all down her tits.

by Charlie Crenshaw October 21, 2007

Spits

Sunflower Seeds, of the shelled variety. They come in a plethora of flavors and brands like: Origonal, Ranch, BBQ, Jalepeno Hot Salsa. $2 bucks gets u crackin,

Ay Cuddie, go to G.L. right quick and get some spits before we leave HAVEN.

by E Money November 25, 2004

Spitbox

Shitbox with a spoiler. Hotted up small car.

Why did Costa waste all that money tuning that spitbox Hyundai? He should have saved his cash and got an Alfa.

by Leo555 February 17, 2009