slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

Rasta Slap

A "Rasta Slap" also known as "Rasta Slapping" is when one who is stoned slaps another who is also stoned aiming directly at the forehead in which it turns into a huge game known as "Rasta Slapping".

Haha, did you see hear the connection of that Rasta Slap I got on you dude!

by RastaRyRy August 8, 2014

Rasta Slapping

Rasta Slapping is a game in which stoners play, this is a totally random game made up by a group of stoners where the aim of the game is to simply slap another stoner directly on the forehead starting off a whole Rasta Slapping shenanigan between a group of stoners.

So who's going to start off the Rasta Slapping tonight then I wonder?

by RastaRyRy August 8, 2014

slap-itch

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.

A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.

by youroldhandle October 24, 2014

Bitch Slap

A state where something openly harmed another (usually from a open slap), resulting in a period of mixed or upset feelings. May also end in a parting of the two or an awkward argument.

The iceberg bitch slapped the titanic. She felt so bad she decided she couldn't live on.

by EdElric5534 December 14, 2014

Culp Slap

A slap with the force of a thousand suns

She's been in a coma ever since he culp slapped her.

by Thebigjew December 1, 2013

tommy slap

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size

His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong

by Tommy d December 3, 2013