Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

slippercough

an ugly mofo that thinks he's the shit but is really a douche bag.

shut the fuck up you slippercough

by shaniquaaah October 20, 2010

slappim

male version of slapper

an ugly bloke whose main priority in life is to get fucked!
na he is just a dirty slappim

an english term for a male slut
wow, he is a proper slappim

he's up for a ride he's a right slappim

by dsamate November 25, 2010

slappin leather

When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.

Man, I drank so much beer last night I've been slappin leather all morning.

by hightop071086 February 20, 2011

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

Slappy Mappy

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.

Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

slappy drums

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013