Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Shark

A girl who bites your cock off

BRO THAT GIRL IS SUCH A SHARK SHE BIT MY DICK OFF

by Hecker November 25, 2021

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

shark

you came here for a sexual definition didn't you
a shark is a sea creature

Some dude: yo theres a shark
Me: we're cooking sharkfin soup today

by dety7 November 20, 2023

bob shark

BOB SHAEK!!!!!!

I love when I see BOB SHARK

by Mignist April 1, 2023

Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.

They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.

by mah2220 May 1, 2022

Shark Day

Let us be joyous in remembering Feb 8th as Shark Day.

Alli loves Shark Day.

by WhoisDis425 February 8, 2022