Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

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Sand Hill Seven

When you are stuck on Sand Hill for months on end, even the ugliest woman will look good.
A 3 or a 4 can start to look like a 7 or even an 8. The longer you are there, the worse it gets.

"Man, she was so hot, she was at least a seven."
"Ya, a Sand Hill Seven."

by Broken249 December 9, 2023

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asdfojsngf the seventeenth

The process of taking a Minecraft disc and repeatedly putting your dick in and out the middle of it until you ejaculate.

"yo bro I did the asdfojsngf the seventeenth today it was amazing"

by exiless June 4, 2024

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At Least Seven

A non-response that is given when asked a quantitative question for which you have no answer, or would rather not provide one.

"How many pedophiles from Epstein's island do you think are in our government right now?"
"OH! At LEAST 7"
_________

"How many people have you slept with?"
"Uh- I mean- at least seven."

by Busty Ryan December 19, 2024

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A woman who is a little better looking than the normal Dollar General patrons. She actually has all her teeth, doesn’t go out in public in her pajamas. 85% chance she’s a single mom, 50% chance she’s paying with EBT. However, would be considered a 4 in any other environment.

Stayed too long at the bar… looks like I’m taking a Dollar General Seven home.

by MrTheScrambler January 18, 2025

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