glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.

Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup

by urbanmoo March 21, 2017

persian pump

A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man

Look over there that dudes a total Persian pump , poor dude is never getting laid

by Catmilkmillionaire May 16, 2021

central pump

The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.

Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump

by IamFyaDwagon February 5, 2021

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

Yabby pump

The art of giving someone a flogging by using the un dominant hand to hold them by the collar and giving them a jab with the dominant hand

He disrespected the Misso so I gave him a couple yabby pumps

by Alpha 123 March 1, 2024

gullet pump

A gullet pump is the action a person takes whilst performing oral sex that thrusts the penis into the oesophageal area. It is known to be extremely pleasurable for the receiver and is a particularly popular in the North Devon area.

Luke i want to blow you, i bet i can finish you off with 4 gullet pumps… Go on babe, the cameras are on.

by Costadamus February 26, 2025

Iced White Mocha with 2 Pumps of Hazelnut & Extra Caramel Drizzle

A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..

Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?

Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!

by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023