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Post-jack courage

(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."

After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!
by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011
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wall-post-whore

When you are having a conversation with someone over facebook, but your conversation is consisting of only posts on each other's walls. Then randomly after about 3 posts, the other person decides to continue the conversation by adding a comment to your wall-post, instead of creating a new post on their wall, thus giving the illusion of them being more popular when one looks at their wall.
"what the hell dude, we were having such a great wall-post discussion and then you had to become a wall-post-whore. i do not approve."
by kpeck1 November 14, 2011
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post gut clarity

The shame you feel after eating something you shouldn’t have.
I ate that garlic butter bacon burger. What have I done? I’m having some real post gut clarity.
by obfuscatedinfo October 31, 2023
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Post poop euphoria

The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE
I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.

After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!
by BROs in paradise April 9, 2023
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post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.
today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard
by terminal1 April 19, 2023
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Post nut frenzy

Contrary to post nut clarity, post nut frenzy is where upon ejaculation, you receive a burst of energy brought out by deep rooted hatreds and spite that you may hold for someone you just fucked or content you masturbated to.

It would be more closely related to "going berserk" after ejaculation.
Man, I tried jerking off to feet for the first time and actually came. I was so angry and disappointed in myself that I was sent into a Post nut frenzy and started smashing shit around.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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Post Mate’l Depression

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.
by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023
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