Nora was feeling frisky last night and didn't want to do bagpiping again so she asked Nigel did he wanna try uilleann Piping instead as she proceeded to jerk him off with his cock under her elbow
by Stanto 77 February 28, 2024
Get the Uilleann Pipingmug. A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-
This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”
A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”
A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!
Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!
Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!
Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 9, 2021
Get the Pipe Dreammug. by fat.tooka November 11, 2020
Get the pipesmug. "That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."
"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."
"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."
by MickTheSick September 22, 2011
Get the Poo Pipe Potholermug. Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
Get the Freezing Pipe Plungemug. by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
Get the Parallel Pipedmug. A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
Get the crossed pipe-hawkmug.