grievance pipe

Laying pipe to someone who is grieving and in an inconsolable state to make them feel better
Neej: Dude I just gave grievance pipe to my girlfriend

Ben: Ah shit what happened?
Neej: Her dog died so I wanted to make her feel better
by LopesUpBro! December 12, 2015
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peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed
'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"
by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025
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The Open Pipe

A man with the girl knowing puts anal bead standing up and when she sits on em they'll ram up her ass then he rips em out leaving a pipe sized hole
Girl:Ow that hurts like hell
Guy: Sorry it's just the open Pipe maneuver
by Craopycraopy January 21, 2021
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Columbian Pipe

When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.
“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn

“Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”
by Bswag money February 02, 2022
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pipes are clean

Post-ejaculation urination.
Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.
by Monkinator1 September 21, 2015
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pipe the doe

one guy “aw fuck, i wanna pipe the doe”
other guy “fuck man she hot you shoulda
by fuckmedaddy124 February 20, 2018
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one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
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