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Piping Designer

Piping refers to piping design, the detailed specification of the physical piping layout within a process plant or commercial building.

In earlier days, this was called drafting, technical drawing, engineering drawing, and design, but is today commonly performed by designers that have learned to use automated computer-aided drawing or computer-aided design (CAD) software.

This technical trade and undisputed art form exists so that:

The leader of all Pipies

Piping Engineers can Stress
Fitters can Fit
Welders can Weld

The absolute glue and driving force of any exceptional engineering team
"That piping designer is an absolute weapon he absolutely deserves that Ferrari and all those women that are constantly throwing themselves at him"
"Our company would not be where it is today without the long legacy of exceptional piping design legends that have resided within and developed such an outstanding reputation"
"There is absolutely no way that any sensible engineering manager would undermine or undervalue the piping design team"
"That Piper is worth more than he is paid"
"An experienced Piping designer is priceless and cannot be outsourced"
by Quick a Piper is coming July 8, 2017
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peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed
'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"
by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025
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Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.
"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."
by MickTheSick September 22, 2011
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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
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pipe-wrench

Verb: to pipe-wrench
1) To bash away at a problem as if banging on it with a pipe wrench or other heavy object, applying possible solutions arbitrarily until one works or worse, taking arbitrary actions until the problem becomes solved by one of them
2) To angrily coerce a piece of software or machinery into functioning as intended as though beating it into submission with a wrench
1) I could use some help - I'm just pipe-wrenching this code right now
2) Zoom is working now - I had to pipe-wrench it by turning it off and on again and again
by Balloonie-cat1 October 21, 2020
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smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.
“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”
by XineOhp January 10, 2018
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