Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.

Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020

Dead Body Pipe Bomb of Cum

The act of ejaculating in your recently deceased child and putting a pipe bomb in their pussy, lighting it, and watching the cum explode everywhere

John: Last week, I turned little Susie into a dead body pipe bomb of cum. That shit went everywhere!
Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Jim-Bob the Great IV May 3, 2025

Piping

A sexual act, commonly done by sucking the cum off of a man's dick from the tip only like an Indian pipe circle, putting one's face towards the sky and spit-taking it like smoke or mist.

While she was sucking on the tip, I nat and she started piping it into the air man, most beautiful shit I've ever seen.

by Noonis September 4, 2018

Water Piping

Havin rough hard sex with your plumbing and pipes.

Tony what are you doing..? Im just water piping my sink.

by SackFondelation223 July 31, 2021

Pipe Bomb

When you burp and fart at the same time.

I thought she was the cutest girl at the party until she pipe bombed.

by Youngtomcruise January 20, 2017

Ginger Pipe Layer

A read headed dude promoting themselves as promiscuous when, point of fact, usually still a virgin. The Ginger Pipe Layer is a badge of dishonesty when comes to actually laying of the pipe.

"We got this guy at work, a red head, always telling us he frigged this one and that one. Turns out its bullsh**. So we called him the Ginger Pipe Layer and spread the nickname round. Officially C***blocked at work. Nobody digs a fantasy pipe layer."

by Filter2k July 28, 2022