A dude that has the biggest of gays, and likes to kiss guys naked jerry. He is somewhat attracted to girls named Erin, but he won’t ever make a move on those girls because of his massive gay.
by JP Has Big Gay November 13, 2020
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dabing on dem hatters
I think I am better than pewdiepie
dabing on dem hatters
I think I am better than pewdiepie
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Get the Jake Paul mug.An autistic spermatozoid that came from a child molesting nonce aka Greg Paul.
Also can be described as a childish manape who dabs infront of a news channel and records dead bodies daily for a living. Oh wait. That's his less autistic brother.
Also can be described as a childish manape who dabs infront of a news channel and records dead bodies daily for a living. Oh wait. That's his less autistic brother.
Dad: "Who are you watching?"
Kid: "Uhh... I'm watching this guy named Jake Paul"
Dad: *aborts his kid*
Kid: "Uhh... I'm watching this guy named Jake Paul"
Dad: *aborts his kid*
by PseudonymNiggaPenis August 7, 2019
Get the Jake Paul mug.Often mistaken for a strange white person who talks funny because most people are straight up ignorant, because his skin is light, and he is good looking.
Probably the only reggae artist listed on urban dictionary, because his skin is light, and he is good looking.
One of three people who aren't named Marley to win a Grammy out of Jamaica because his skin is light, and he is good looking.
Hated on by many, including his own people at times because his skin is light and he is good looking.
One of the few internationally commercially successful artists out of Jamaica, because his skin is light and he is good looking.
His talent is overlooked because his skin is light and he is good looking.
Crossover artist because his skin is light and he is good looking.
Probably the only reggae artist listed on urban dictionary, because his skin is light, and he is good looking.
One of three people who aren't named Marley to win a Grammy out of Jamaica because his skin is light, and he is good looking.
Hated on by many, including his own people at times because his skin is light and he is good looking.
One of the few internationally commercially successful artists out of Jamaica, because his skin is light and he is good looking.
His talent is overlooked because his skin is light and he is good looking.
Crossover artist because his skin is light and he is good looking.
by Mrs. Wiggins March 31, 2012
Get the sean paul mug.An ageing late twenties male from Wymering near Portsmouth with a hair style dating back to the 60's. He is a balding individual whose temper has a tendency to effect his ability to think before he speaks. Suffers from strange bouts of depression perhaps due to his loss of hair or for crashing his car and results in him lashing out on buildings, pouring drink over his mates and admitting his love to people. This disease has become infectious and has now passed on to others causing those effected to arrange trips to the zoo rather than go out clubbing for example. This individual is a keen musician opting for the classical style from ideas gathered listening to his favourite station, Angel F.M. Curiosity surrounds his need to work for Sainsburys when he could actually work in the shop he lives above, but Tall Paul is a unique character who is very hard to understand. Also suffers from partial blindness due to constant action off his right hand.
"No it ain't facking tough luck!"
"You facking twat, turn the facking light off!!"
"Its like a football injury, you don't rush back into training."
"You facking twat, turn the facking light off!!"
"Its like a football injury, you don't rush back into training."
by Sammy H January 18, 2004
Get the Tall Paul mug.Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.
Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
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