Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Having a “Paige”

When you feel like you’re going insane

Jordan: Maggie bit me like 5 times today I think she’s Having a “Paige”

by conradfanclub June 22, 2022

Flip some pages

To perform oral sex on a female, using one’s fingers. The act is specifically done in a way where rubbing, as well as flicking is used.

Luca: I’m going to flip some pages at Saskia’s house tonight!

by Boxmuncher6942021 July 25, 2022

Got a page missing

to be used to describe somebody who is lacking in intelligence

"this guys got a page missing"

"no he's missing a whole chapter"

by magic sandall October 22, 2022

On the same page

Thinking the same as someone else

Me and him are on the same page.

by Raven Definies January 29, 2023

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by fwefff March 7, 2023

biology of Kaeli page 16

Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.

Luca you think you love Kaeli more? Go read Biology of Kaeli. Page 16 says it all. Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.

by Lunaasaurus May 28, 2023