Poop Heaf

Someone or something that is terrible, specifically reffering to females with blond hair named Kelley but not exclusive to only those named Kelley.

WOW you just Poop Heafed that game winning field goal that missed by a mile.

You are a complete Poop Heaf for lying to me

Poop Heaf by TheReal WolfPack November 13, 2011

Poop Seeker 

a person that listens to mainstream crap music.

Danny is a poop seeker, he listens to lady gaga and my chemical romance.

My girlfriend is such a poop seeker she listens to bullet for my valentine. I put a bullet in her ipod for valentine's day.

Jerry is a poop seeking bastard... he told me the grateful dead is for the birds... So i fed him to the birds and i was grateful he was dead.

Poop Seeker by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011

Poop Trickle 

A light trickle of poop that drips from your sphincter after a warm gust of flatulence.

I was holding in a fart all day, and eventually it poop trickled into my underpants.

Poop Trickle by Waxy Lincoln December 31, 2011

poop crap 

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.

Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!

poop crap by beatles13 May 26, 2012

Poop hip 

The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.

Look at how Dave is wiggling around in pain. He must have some serious poop hip going on.

Poop hip by PoopHip71 June 16, 2012

poop scurd 

Brown marks left by your poop

I flushed the toilet and I noticed there were still several poop scurds on the porcelain, so I stuck my hand in there and rubbed them out.

poop scurd by Cornpoops after breakfast January 7, 2014

poop pincher 

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

poop pincher by Joe the garza May 17, 2015