man noodle

guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it

I have a man noodle

by gunny234 April 6, 2010

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!

by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

Noodling

Uncontrollable arm and leg
Movement caused by excessive fentanyl use coupled with methamphetamine and lack of sleep. Noodling generally occurs on day 4.

He is outside on the sidewalk doing the noodle dance. He has been noodling all day

by Lostboy1Lostgirl October 12, 2021

Noodle fingers

When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering

God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed

by Zorbinator March 6, 2020

Masculine noodles

Instant ramen that is cooked strictly with a heat pack, hand warmer, or MRE heater to the point the noodles are just wet and hard but warm.

He was watching the board game eating his masculine noodles

by cade0mon June 16, 2022

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 4, 2018