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Take your nose off my keyboard

A lyric sung by The Weeknd at the beginning of Crew Love. It basically means that hoes need to mind their damn business, which is why he told them that.
Girl: I LOVE THE WEEKND OMG!!! HE'S GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY!!!
The Weeknd: Take your nose off my keyboard.
Girl: HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!! *faints*
The Weeknd: Aw, damn. That's the third time this week!
by thatguyS December 21, 2012
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Clown Nose

When you splooge all over a girls face than punch her in the nose.
Jim clown nosed Ruth and then attacked a wild bore.
by Shitface Magee February 6, 2004
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nose pull

A very painfullsport in china or japan. it is used as our type of olympics. it is when you put a rubberband on your nose and pull 'till the other one gives up.
The two women faces are crushed becuase they are in the nose pull.
by Katie Lanouette April 27, 2005
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Nose goes

The definitions that are already there seem pretty much right except that I've never heard anyone actually say "nose goes", what I've always seen and done is that you touch your nose and say "Not it".
Guy 1: "Someone go get a tape so I can record Tony Romo's bitch ass fumbling the snap on that field goal!"
Everyone but some other guy: "Not it!"(while touching nose, nose goes)
Other guy goes and gets it.
by GoSkins8921 June 25, 2007
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hawk nose

A person of the jewish faith. From the argument scene in 'Monty Python's life of Brian' between Brian and his mother. As in "I'm a hawk nose, a Hebe, Red Sea Pedestrain, I'm Kosher mum and proud of it!"

This sentiment is entirely understandable, given Brian's other option of being a spic!

Which in it's turn is preferable to admitting coming fromBedford (which is a bit like masturbation....i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn't admit it in polite company
"Oi you some Hawk nose or Something?"

"No my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that I come from Bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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Brown Nose

A nugget of shit protuding less than an inch from a persons anus.

See Touching Cloth and Turtle Head
Ben asked Jon, Does your arse have a brown nose?
by Jim_Reaper October 13, 2008
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noped

Holy fuck, you must a really boring person if you looked up the word noped!
by Charles Barkley April 26, 2004
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