Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.
My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”
by TheYourMomGuy October 09, 2018
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penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 19, 2015
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Ur Mom

The ultimate insult. Used whenever. The person on the receiving end of this dies instantaneously after hearing it.
Nobody:
Jaquarvis: "Ur Mom."
Mike: *Dies
by EASHGANNG May 29, 2019
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Mom and Dad

The last people you want to see having sex together
"Mom and dad are such assholes, they won't even let me have a sleepover at Chris's house
by The cat from under your bed November 16, 2020
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Boomer Mom

1.A woman resembling a "Boomer" from Valve's Left 4 Dead series.

2.A mother who accompanies her daughter everywhere.
Person 1: What happened man?

Person 2: FUCKIN BOOMER MOMS!!!!

1: Did she vomit on you again?

2: Yep...

1: Get ready to fight the horde
by patman2492 April 25, 2011
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Auntie Mom

When you adopt your sister’s children from foster care. You can also become guardian of your sister’s children as well. Basically, becoming a parent to your sibilings children ie: your nieces and nephews
I have a birth mom that loves me and a auntie mom who is raising me.
by #theauntiemom March 29, 2018
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Mom Arm

When your mom stops the car suddenly and try to protect you by putting her arm across your chest but she just ends up karate chopping you in the throat.
Friend: How did you end up in the hospital.
Me: I got the mom arm.
by Chaoticgamer February 11, 2020
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