penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018

Auntie Mom

When you adopt your sister’s children from foster care. You can also become guardian of your sister’s children as well. Basically, becoming a parent to your sibilings children ie: your nieces and nephews

I have a birth mom that loves me and a auntie mom who is raising me.

by #theauntiemom May 17, 2018

House mom

A woman, sometimes older than the rest, who runs girls for a gang.

The house mom got the girls in line in order to make the gang money.

by Florida Dave June 30, 2019

Ur Mom

The ultimate insult. Used whenever. The person on the receiving end of this dies instantaneously after hearing it.

Nobody:
Jaquarvis: "Ur Mom."
Mike: *Dies

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

Mom Arm

When your mom stops the car suddenly and try to protect you by putting her arm across your chest but she just ends up karate chopping you in the throat.

Friend: How did you end up in the hospital.
Me: I got the mom arm.

by Chaoticgamer February 11, 2020

mom app

The instant availability of your Mom, via text, for answers to life's everyday questions.

Katie used her Mom app before searching elsewhere for that important crockpot recipe.

by JillskiRN1 September 20, 2013