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Joke

When your friend tells you he's gay.
Nigger: Hey Brandon! I'm a gay!
Brandon: Haha, I get it. Your a joke!
by anonymous June 4, 2023
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Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
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Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023
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Joke

Someone who has no father, thinks the world revolves around them and have crusty dusty musty and not even crunchy lips( please put on Vaseline)
Did you see that joke called omp..
by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023
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A whole joke

A thing that's got no dad no father no love and no one
Someone who thinks that world revolves around them with those crusty dusty musty and certainly not crunchy lips ( please put on
Vaseline my brother)
Person 1: Did you see om...
Person 2: Nah the only thing I saw was a whole joke
by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023
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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
by Kmtod June 17, 2023
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Inside Joke

A joke that a certain group of people get until explained
(Kyle) Hah, like Ankle Phone!
(Jocelyn) Yeah!
(James) What?
(Kyle) It's an inside joke, we saw it on an ad where a guy had a phone on his ankle.
(James) Oh. Thats not funny.
(Jo&K) Fuck you
by 16bitten June 26, 2023
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